We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto. This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. " data-medium-file="https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dating-quotes.jpg? w=670" data-large-file="https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/dating-quotes.jpg? I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you’re supposed to have a role. We’ve gathered up 30 witty dating quotes from celebrities in the hopes that a little bit of insight, intelligence, and, yes, laughter can help you take on Valentine’s season with a bit of a different attitude. — Jennifer Lopez MORE: 50 Motivational Career Quotes to Help You Kick Ass at Work 10.
In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! “I’m sarcastic” is supposed to mean “I’m funny.” Contrary to what every third person on Ok Cupid believes, funny and sarcastic are not synonyms.“I’m sarcastic” really means “I say obnoxious things in a way that allows me to say ‘just kidding’ and think that I get away with it.” Normally I avoid pulling out a dictionary definition, but in this case it’s appropriate.