) "The man you marry will be wearing a mask when you first meet." (That's not creepy.) Objective: Be the first to guess the Secret Admirer—he's one of 24 guys. Call him up and he'll give clues ("He's not at the mall! What it taught us: Basically responsible for American credit card debt.
Awkward for the girl in the room who actually does have really bad, emotionally scarring acne. Objective: Be the first to buy all six items on your shopping list and make it to the parking lot.The player must assemble an outfit by acquiring three matching color-coded cards, which then must match the outfit of the date at the "mystery door".The date is revealed by spinning the door handle and opening the plastic door on the game board.She'd probably get a zit before the big inaugural ball and concede. As if the frighteningly stereotypical girly game offerings weren't morally void enough, we've added new corporate sponsors and Disney tie-ins. With an increasing focus on gender equality, it seems that game producers chose to ignore any feminist progress and steer us straight toward the mall where they felt we belonged.Damn you, Girl Talk, and your powerfully brain-dead life lessons. All we needed was a fake credit card and some plastic crowns and we'd be back on track in no time.