Harry, Sirius, Remus, and all familiar magical things all belong to J.
A/N: This is slash, and Harry/ Sirius slash at that.
I would share some of them on here, but my parents read this sometimes! That said, dating may become a topic I do blog about more frequently.
So, to start, here is the very simplistic, G-rated guide to dating me. Also, if you do not have a sense of humour and cannot appreciate a bit of sass and sarcasm, my personality will probably make your life a living hell.
) You are attracted to me and that is perfectly fine because I don’t see any reason why not.
Who can resist the charms and eloquent wordplay of a writer, right?
In accordance with the rest of his past luck, the one that Harry wanted, of course, did not fall into that category.
In terms of physical appearance, look to Matthew Mc Conaughey for inspiration. Just do not take me there with the expectation that I will only order a salad – I am I want to go to Sirromet Winery or Broadbeach with you. but I pushed through and still went on the date as planned! Harry could not believe he had allowed himself to get to this level. The most eligible bachelor in the entire wizarding world! So that brings us back to the complete and utter revulsion, the total embarrassment, and horrible shame that Harry was about to subject himself to. Damn that perky blonde and her fake, recyclable cheer. Look, the first thing you need to know, should you date a writer, is that we are full of sarcasms.On the first date, we will not be caught eating with our mouths closed and/or speaking politely.